Sulu ran a hand through his hair, grinning back at Ianto. "It'd have to be one hell of a bribe. I made getting out of cleaning up an art when I was a kid, you know. I don't take out the trash for just anyone." Even though he wasn't entirely kidding, the truth was that Sulu really didn't try too hard to get out of cleaning up, and he did it whenever asked, so. Ianto probably really wouldn't have to work too hard.

But maybe it'd be fun to see how far he'd go to get Sulu's help...

"I've told you before, but the mundane things are more interesting for me anyway. I don't get to sit around boiling water and making pasta, usually, so... it's a good change of pace. Even though sex on the beach and flying are really good alternatives."