"Not too hard at all," Sulu agreed, though he wasn't really sure how much garlic he was supposed to put in. It said a clove, and that would've been fine, but all Ianto had was a jar of pre-minced garlic and, unfortunately, Sulu really wasn't sure how to estimate out a clove when it was already finely chopped. (And, to be honest, he'd only ever used garlic for tea - and that one time to get out of a date in the eighth grade.)

He knew it wasn't more than a few teaspoons, so he went ahead and put in three. They weren't even heaping, so he knew if he'd over shot it, it was just by a little. The cheese was the easiest - but the problem remained that, as he stirred, the cheese wasn't exactly... well, melting. "How do you turn up the heat? I'm not sure this is going to get done before the next ice age." He paused, then grinned, "Don't tell anyone I mentioned that."