[Oh, River. You're wicked.]

Well, I know of a particularly informative guide who could take you around in Olympia. If it just so happened you were in the area? I'm afraid work probably won't think drinks with a friend is a good enough excuse to give me the day off if you're further afield, but if you manage to make your way here...

[A beat, before he adds, in a sing-song:] I've got brochures.