"What's hypervodka? It's gorgeous," Jack said, his eyes glazing. "One time I ordered four of them for my last meal when I'd been sentenced to death, but I woke up in bed with my two executioners, and they decided to let me off with a pardon." He laughed. Then, even through his drunken haze, noticed that the other two were not nearly so amused as he was.
"Oh, come on! It took me days to get this formula correct, and anyway, John just dropped off the initial sample, that's all!"
"Days?" Ianto said, appalled. "You've spent days on this, and you didn't tell us? Jack, we thought that you'd gotten into trouble. I almost thought that you'd left again!"
"Don't be stupid, Ianto," Jack threw out, a bit harsher than he probably would have done. "It's been a long, long time since I could get even the slightest bit tipsy, let alone as 'happy' as this. And you're always saying that I should relax and let loose a little. And, well, this is about as loose as I can get with clothes on, as well you know," he said, wagging his eyebrows. Ianto groaned. This was not how he'd thought that finding Jack would go.
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"Oh, come on! It took me days to get this formula correct, and anyway, John just dropped off the initial sample, that's all!"
"Days?" Ianto said, appalled. "You've spent days on this, and you didn't tell us? Jack, we thought that you'd gotten into trouble. I almost thought that you'd left again!"
"Don't be stupid, Ianto," Jack threw out, a bit harsher than he probably would have done. "It's been a long, long time since I could get even the slightest bit tipsy, let alone as 'happy' as this. And you're always saying that I should relax and let loose a little. And, well, this is about as loose as I can get with clothes on, as well you know," he said, wagging his eyebrows. Ianto groaned. This was not how he'd thought that finding Jack would go.