"My office?" Jack looked around with wonder at the fact that they had magically ended up where they were. He turned back to Akihiko. "Why would I want help? S'not like I wanted you guys to know what I was doing. You weren't supposed to find me like this. I thought you'd both gone for the day."

As far as Ianto was concerned, Jack was just digging the hole deeper for himself. "Why the hell would you think we'd be gone? It's the middle of the bloody afternoon!"

"It is?" Jack asked, not really registering the anger in Ianto's voice, only confused that he'd lost track of the time of day.