"He was as big a joke as I am," Ianto answered. "Worked in bloody Debenhams, of all the damned places. A bloody low-class department store. And he had the gall to call me a failure, when all he amounted to was selling suits to people who could barely afford them as it was."

"But he was right, look where I ended up. A flipping janitor, in the basement of a place that I can't even tell anyone about if I wanted to."