Sulu shook his head. "It's an understandable issue. Honestly, even with the size of the Enterprise's crew, we wouldn't be able to do something like that properly, either. It's something that would required a dedicated taskforce."

It was kind of a shame, though; this sort of situation wouldn't work in his universe, at all, but here it was the only real option. And, as terrible as it was to think, at least Janet didn't know well enough that she was getting the short end of the stick. He offered Ianto a smile. "From what I know of 21st century entertainment, you probably would be worse off if you let her learn from television programming, so waiting to see if you can get someone that would actually be able to help is probably your best bet."