"Sure," Sulu grinned, waving Ianto on, "That sounds a lot better than reading your mind or potentially destroying all humanity." Not that it would happen, but still. Better safe than sorry.

"Oh, actually, end of the world reminds me." He smiled, "I talked to Jim - we've got permission for you to come aboard the Enterprise for fencing and-or martial arts lessons. And he hasn't mentioned anyone sitting in his chair, so I think we're safe there, too."