Ianto smiled at Bertie's words. For all that the man was a little eccentric, his stories were interesting and Ianto had no doubt that they were completely true as well. "I have to say, Mr. Wooster, sir, your Aunts sound like quite the characters."

At that moment, the beginning vocals of Elvis's "Jail House Rock" started up over the sound system. "Say, Bertie," Jack said with a smirk, "Ianto here's turned me down before, so I know not to ask him, but how'd you care to do the twist with me?"

"It's a dance step, to clarify," Ianto said, wanting to shoot down any innuendo that Jack may have implied.